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Crown Wins National Business Award

Health work and wellbeing Award just been won, picture with Vicky holding
the trophy.

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I got done for shoplifting in Tesco today.

I paid for six cans of Sprite at the self checkout, but when security checked my bag, they discovered I'd picked seven up.

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SOUR (Hibi no neiro) Great Video Great Tune

Amazingly clever music video from the Japanese band Sour, entirely made up of cooperating webcam images. The cast were selected from the band's fan base, from all around the world. Yes I am one, but not in the video!

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Toilet Joke!

The other day I was walking up from the South Bay beach and needed to pay a visit to the public toilet.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange (though it was Hollbeck Toilets), I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some prat in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

 

 

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Tip for the little girls out there

span- When your mum is angry with your dad, don’t let her brush your hair!

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Late Availability Crown Spa Hotel Scarborough 8th July 2009

Hi, below are the latest offers for the Crown Spa Hotel this week.

Chariet Ltd makes every effort to ensure that this email and any attachments are sent virus free.  However this can not be guaranteed and it is therefore the
responsibility of the recipient to perform any checks it deems necessary. Chariet Ltd cannot accept any responsibility in this regard.

   
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Google takes on Microsoft with 2010 computer operating system launch - Brand Republic News - Brand Republic

Google: plans to take some of Microsoft's market share

Google takes on Microsoft with 2010 computer operating system launch
by Dan Leahul, Brand Republic 08-Jul-09, 09:15
LONDON - Google will launch its own computer operating system next year, modelled around its Chrome browser, setting the company up in direct competition with its main rival Microsoft in the PC software business.
The Google Chrome OS will be initially developed for small netbook computers, launching in 2010, before eventually rolling out across every platform, including all Windows, Mac and Linux based systems.

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Network is working again at work.

Now I can have a good night’s sleep!

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Was out in my Kayak Yesterday sadly no pictures, dropped camera over the side!

Kayaked in the south bay on Sunday down to Cayton from the spa, must have been around 5K in total. The currents are strong past the south bay and it was a battle to get back. Though sadly to piccys for you as my cameras though waterproof did not float!

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Spring Bok! Antelope Anyone!

Yep! Crug (dried meats) is now in the UK and you can get them from Morrisons, flaours include the every popular Beef and Spring Bok and Osterich!

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